I just cut my nipple shaving
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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