Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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