Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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