oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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