Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Hello my rib-scented angel!
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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