I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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