Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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