I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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