Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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