We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
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Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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