well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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