oh god the rape fog is back!
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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