i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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