it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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