It's like God shit irony all over that family
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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