You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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