How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
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i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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