i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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