why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
ok first of all what the fuck
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