I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
organizing the empties. That sober.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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