Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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