Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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