Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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