Why are handjobs necessary in class?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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