I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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