We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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