maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
this hospital has no fireball
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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