I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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