just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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