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(480): View more from Arizona

U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together

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(480): U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together http://tfl.nu/9vec

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I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!

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(616): I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off! http://tfl.nu/woe1

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How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?

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(620): How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline? http://tfl.nu/r7ot

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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child

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(817): just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child http://tfl.nu/48ux

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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.

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(702): Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily. http://tfl.nu/1vv1

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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...

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(305): woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"... http://tfl.nu/ev8f

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(772): View more from Florida

it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night

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(772): it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night http://tfl.nu/3jc9

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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.

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(586): I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup. http://tfl.nu/qqt4

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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.

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(415): Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league. http://tfl.nu/kjpn

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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT

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(586): LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT http://tfl.nu/bpk7

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my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.

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(720): my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am. http://tfl.nu/xw8k

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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.

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(414): Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course. http://tfl.nu/ipu8

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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.

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(910): No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess. http://tfl.nu/luxa

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(386): View more from Florida

I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes

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(386): I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes http://tfl.nu/04pj

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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life

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(347): maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life http://tfl.nu/rmnc

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