You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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