at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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