you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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