She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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