That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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