I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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