office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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