it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Sext me about skeletons
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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