so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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