i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
only if we run a train.
done.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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